Binary Tides

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.
They reach Ramgad and start shouting: “Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya”.
Thakur [with anger]: “Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai.”
Kaalia: “Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?”
Thakur: “Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai.”
Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop. Kaalia Starts Laughing and says:
“Ha ha… thakur ne freshers ko liya hai ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate.”
Veeru shouts: “Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain.”
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says: “jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya.”

***** AT GABBAR’S DEN…******

Gabbar: “Kitne bugs the?”
Kaalia: “Do sarkaar.”
Gabbar: “Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake?
Kya soch keya aye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga?
Naya assignment dega aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi… barobar milegi.”[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa].”Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?”
Sambaa: “Chhey sarkaar.”
Gabbar: “Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai.[logout - logout - logout]. Haan ab theek hai… ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?”
Kaalia: “Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha.”
Gabbar: “To ab documentation kar!”

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