Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.They reach Ramgad and start shouting: “Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya”.Thakur [with anger]: “Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai.”Kaalia: “Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?”Thakur: “Nazar uttha [...]

When Bill Gates was in India, he had a chance 2 listen Ramayana from Atal Behari Vajpayee. After, returning 2 US he wrote it in his personal Diary.A Tabloid in US got a copy of his writings. These are excerpts from his diary.Ramayana by Bill Gates… LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of [...]